Thoughts for the Update

foxtrot-thelaxbro:

Alternatively: How will Ngozi destroy me this time?

• Kent Parson?
• mmm I keep hearing things about potential Zimbits angst but,, vague things,, I night be projecting 
• When will the canon Nurseydex return from war???
• Are we going to see more of the Falconers??? I hope so. 
• I want to see more of Tater; I love my tol russian son.
• I would probably die for him and I know like 3.5 total things about him R I P
• Are we going to see more of Georgia Martin?? Will Ngozi ever unlock the hidden hockey lesbians??
• I trust her with my life 
• Have I mentioned Kent Parson?? I’m worried about him; what is he doing??
• Answer: His best. I just hope that his best doesn’t lead to Pain™ 
• Wow I can’t believe that Zimbits is actually living the dream,, like I’ve never been happier in my entire existence. 
• But things will probably happen, as they tend to do in stories, so I just need to sit down for a little bit and scream
• How’s Shitty doing? Like it’s pretty obvious that Harvard hasn’t been a super chill time for him, but I hope it’s at least gotten a little better since the last update. 
• Also! I love my co-captain sons. I hope they’re living their best lives and continuing to be wonderful and joyful and the lights of my lives
• I need more Lardo content,, reveal it 
• We get five new updates with our baby tadpoles!! Five!! I can’t wait to learn more about my children!!
• Dark Ngozi show me the Forbidden Foxtrot

Feel free to add your own we only have a short time for last-minute hiatus thoughts and theories