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WTNV + OMGCP PART 3: MEET THE INTERNS!

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Nursey: I’ve got more rhymes than the Bible’s got psalms, 151. I’ve got 151 rhymes.

Some facts about the Samwell campus library:

-Its public computers are outdated and slow.
-The fatality rate is well above the national average for university libraries.
-The compulsory bloodstone library oven does not appear to have seen any maintenance or cleaning in some time.
-There are reports of a many-winged spectre moving about the Biology section, picking off lone browsers one by one with launched mini-pies. It calls itself ‘Holster’.

… Sharks. They are us.