violacakes:

demijack:

ok so au/prompt idea: bitty as a florist/baker (or both) and jack as a wedding photographer who first meet because they’re both hired when ransom and holster are getting married

Both of them are hired by Shitty: the world’s most disturbing wedding planner.

“Bro, why is our wedding planner naked?”

“I dunno bro, but he was in Vogue, so…”

“WHY ARE HIS NIPPLES BEDAZZLED?”