Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race – in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
#all they do is stirrup bad feelings
GODDAMMIT.
Why would they leave, you’re just horsing around!
In their defense, the puns were pretty foalish. No matter what you do on Tumblr, I guess there will always be neighsayers.
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