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#leonard mccoy on a road trip is not a man to be trifled with  #oh yes  #there will be plaid (tags via spikeface)

#lord have mercy Bones on a roadtrip#with thrilling adventures such as#bones vs the questionable gas station hot dog jim is eating#bones vs the terrible hotel mattress with a spring digging into his back no matter how he lays#bones vs scotty and jim trying to goad spock into a sing along#bones vs chekov and sulu getting them lost and refusing to admit that they have trouble reading maps that aren’t for starships#bones vs the inevitable indigestive fallout jim has after eating the questionable gas station hot dog#bones vs getting left behind in New Mexico until Uhura is the first one to realize he’s not with them any more#bones vs driving through the night#music playing softly on the radio#everyone else asleep#nothing but the open road in front of them#and the stars above them (via bonesbuckleup)

#my friend and I have this whole road trip fic planned out
#and at one point they forget bones at a gas station or something
#and at some point later uhura asks Where’s McCoy
#and Jim SLAMS on the breaks WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHERE’S MCCOY’?
#and then spock
#spock just looks at Jim and says ‘Doctor McCoy hasn’t been in the car for the last 3.4 hours. Were you not aware of this?’
#Spock how long have you known McCoy wasn’t in the car…
#‘Since we left. Was it not your intention to leave him behind?’
#and when they finally find bones he’s trying to hitchhike back to sanfran #and he refuses to get in the car
#‘bones. bones please. get back in the car.’
#‘im going back home even if I have to WALK’
#they have a buddy system after that and spock has to tell everyone whenever someone is missing from the car
#its a good system until bones leaves him at a gas station
#there’s also a thing where they all get into a fight about how to peel a banana (via insertnerdyjokehere)

#‘bones vs the questionable gas station hot dog jim is eating’ #‘bones vs chekov and sulu getting them lost and refusing to admit that they have trouble reading maps that aren’t for starships’ #i need this fic #10k+ words please (via lilinternetwarrior