the-rando-fando:

bardofspades:

My favorite part about Kent Parson is that we can have diametrically opposed headcanons about him and the entire fandom is totally like “Yeah, I can believe that”.  I mean, take these for example:

Kent Parson smells like Axe Body Spray.
Kent Parson smells like strawberry scented lotion from Bath and Body Works.

Kent Parson eats Kraft Dinner every night.
Kent Parson is a Whole Foods junkie.

Kent Parson spends 2 hours styling his hair every morning.
Kent Parson wakes up looking like that.

Kent Parson’s favorite movie is Sixteen Candles.
Kent Parson’s favorite movie is Snakes on a Plane.

Kent Parson deserves to be mauled by a bear.
Kent Parson deserves to be mauled by a bear. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Yeah basically