peachybarnes:

alright so the smh decide to start a vine account

• first it’s filled with hockey practices, goals from past games, the works
• then it slowly descends into madness
• it starts with a vine of someone yelling “GO SHARKS” and chowder automatically dropping into the splits
• that boy is magical
• there’s a whole series where ransom and holster go around faber and introduce things incorrectly
• this is the defunkifyer *points to laundry machine*
• *on the ice*  this is our cold ass swimming pool
• after that they start filming at the haus
• this begins the occasional vine of one of them walking along the sidewalk or on the front porch yelling “FUCK YOU LAX BROS” across the street
• endless kegster vines, obviously
• also a series of lardo beating the shit out of people at beer pong
• someone (dex probably) edits the videos so denzel curry’s ultimate plays in the background and when she wins the bass gets really loud… you know the ones
• speaking of dex sometimes when he and nursey are fighting someone will start filming and then roll their eyes at the camera
• one time their fight ends in them furiously making out on the couch
• they’re all scarred
• the rest of the team (all of them, they have to use a selfie stick) roll their eyes and shake their heads 
• another series where it’s just tango asking questions into the camera
• whenever bitty’s in the kitchen baking someone will run in and start blasting beyoncé to get bitty to drop everything and dance
• holster: *walks into kitchen*
• bitty: holster I’m not putting this down the cream has to be whipped continuously or else it won’t hold
• holster:
• bitty:
• holster: *starts playing partition*
• bitty: goddammi-
• holster: FOR THE VINE, BITTY, F O R THE V I N E
• going to the murder stop and shop and striking weird poses in the aisles
• nursey is a Pro at this
• when jack comes to visit there’s always at least one vine of someone saying “is that jack zimmermann?” directed to a random object before it pans to jack just staring at the camera
• ransom: *points to lamp* OH MY GOD IS THAT JACK ZIMMERMANN???
• jack: *looks to the camera like he’s in the office*
• whenever one of them sees another across campus they’ll whip put their phone and start yelling the others name while zooming in on them
• someone films bitty talking one time and he manages to say y’all 4 times within 6 seconds
• they go around the team and everyone just looks at the camera and says with the most serious face “y’all”
• when shitty comes to visit someone from the team films him just slowly losing his clothes
• whiskey and tango makes vines of them lip synching in the car (with whisky driving, and tango in the passenger seat)
• songs range from I look to you by whitney houston to love is an open door from frozen to wake me up by evanescence
• sometimes one of the frogs will join them and they’ll have choreography and everything
• its impressive 

anyways so this got out of hand but my main point here is that the entire smh are meme loving fucks that laugh at their own vines