k so I saw you asking for a new chubby (did I hear lesbian??) manager for smh and I got to thinking what if it’s one of the boys’ younger sister who’s a frosh and she heard them complaining bout lardo leaving so she’s like what bout me?! (1/2)
(2/2) and of course she thinks it’s the best idea ever cuz she knows hockey she plays with her big bro all the time but maybe whoever member doesn’t quite think it’s great, cuz crossing lines ya know? but the other teammates love her
aww that would be cute lol and it would defs create some awkward situations imagine the chirps omfg (she’d know too much!!!!!!!! like embarrassing stories from when they were super little and shit lmao)
omg do i have more to say now that i’ve been thinking about this for a day or two. my go to sibling is dex mainly because i was thinking it’d be great if they were so obviously related (plus dex has a big family, lots of siblings, right?) and what better than to see her walk in on the first day of practice with curly vibrant red hair and freckles everywhere and everyone’s eyes flicking back and forth from dex to sis-dex. and dex has these eyes, like, if something goes off, someone says the wrong thing, he is ready to fucking throw down. and then the chirps start, like the team (nursey) messing with him about why he’s not as cool as his sister, it’s obvious who got all the looks in the family, yada yada, basically things are going better than expected, dex can deal. until sis starts chirping him, bringing up quips about the past, little embarrassing stories, and the boys are hanging off her every word cuz this just became the best thing ever for them. and every now and then when one of the smh members wants to exaggeratedly get at dex they just look at him with a pouty face and go “but biilllllllyy” and dex glares daggers every time, only making them laugh harder. one night when they’re out together for a team dinner (pizza probs) a couple of the guys are so obviously hitting on their waitress (and failing miserably) and then towards the end of the night, a note slides next to sis with the waitress’s number and eyes go bug-eyed, jaws drop, and someone is mumbling about how “she’s a goddess that was amazing”, and she’s suddenly the go-to for female date advice cuz 1) who better to get advice about females than another female and 2) she has mad game. (”i mean, you guys so obviously look alike, but c’mon, dex, it’s like you two aren’t even related”)
Like, do you ever get obsessed with an unnamed OC for a gay hockey comic? lmao
Okay, but she is like, way cooler than Dex. I may be a
little obsessed so have a bunch of headcanons and some art of Jade “J.P.”
Poindexter.
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Her full name is actually Tara Jade Poindexter.
She hates the name Tara and if you ask her why, she’ll just say “Tara…” in a really ugly voice as if
that explains it. In actuality, she hates it because she was named after her
aunt. Her very homophobic aunt. Which brings us to:
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She is v. gay. Super gay. Queen of the lesbians
and proud af of it.
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She and Dex do look a lot alike, but she has
blue eyes to his amber and kinkier curls. She def has the Poindexter Ears™ tho.
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She’s a big girl, but in mostly the right
places. She could highkey be a plus size model (seriously, she’s 5’10” so she’s
been approached about it before but it’s never really interested her.)
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She’s two years younger than Dex and becomes
manager his junior year. Lardo never bothered to train somebody before she left
because, hey, no one trained her, she’s busy, and she lowkey didn’t want to
think about graduating. So, enter Jade, who grew up around hockey and hockey
boys, so she’s a pretty good fit.
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She doesn’t really play any sports herself, but
she did do judo for a while (she’s a blue belt, I think?? I’m not totally clear
on how the belt system works).
o
She also weightlifts. She’s never done it
competitively, but the girl puts up some impressive squat and powerclean
numbers.
o
She hates cardio. She really only does it as a
warm-up before heading for the free weights.
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She’s less explosive than her brother. The boys
get used to her pretty quickly because she and Lardo have the same “coldly
stare you down until you fear for your life and regret all your life choices”
strategy of intimidation.
o
She’s generally more talkative than Lardo ever
was, though. The boys know all of Dex’s embarrassing childhood stories. Nursey
eats them up.
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Okay okay about Nursey. When he first meets
J.P., he totally hits on her, not realizing she’s gay af (because lbr, Nursey
has a tragically broken gaydar when it comes to Poindexters smh). He does this
for a few reasons:
o
Obviously, she’s hot. He’d definitely hit it.
Plus, he’d never admit it, but he’s sort of developed a ~Thing~ for red hair,
big ears, and freckles.
o
He thinks it will get a rise out of Dex (he just
wants to make Dex react and get Dex’s attention, the nerd)
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In reality, Dex is doubled over in laughter the
whole time because J.P. plays along with the flirting, but both she and Dex
know that she’s gay af. So.
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There’s definitely a conversation that goes like
this:
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N: So…you’re gay.
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J: As fuck, dude.
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N: …Are you…out? To your parents?
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J: Yeah? I came out when I was 14, even before
Will.
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N: Oh, that’s…wait. Before Will what?
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J: I came out before Will came out. Or, I mean,
he didn’t really come out, he just
came home with a boyfriend one day.
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N: …
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N: *screams internally*
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She genuinely likes Nursey. His “chill” doesn’t
bother her the way it does Dex, but she’ll still call Nursey out on his hipster
bullshit.
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J.P. is Nurseydex shipper #1, even before
Chowder. She just wants her bro to be happy.
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Dex wants her to be happy, too. He’s lowkey very
protective of her.
o
Storytime: Once, during a game where a few
players were out for injuries, a douchebag from the opposing team skated past
their bench and said something along the lines of, “Your bench is looking
pretty empty. Probably need to free up space for that whale,” while looking at
J.P.
o
Dex freezes, and everybody looks at him,
expecting him to drop his gloves (and boy, does he want to). Instead, he looks
at J.P., who looks back for a second before just raising her eyebrows.
o
Dex smiles (surprising everyone) and as soon as
he gets a chance, he lands a hard, legal check
on the bastard, sending him to the bench for the rest of the game.
o
Other story: She finds Dex at a party and says, “If
someone asks me if ‘the carpets match the drapes’ one more time, I stg” and, lo and behold, some poor sucker comes up
and drunkenly drawls, “Hey, I gotta ask, do the carp—“ He doesn’t get any further,
because by that point, Dex’s fist has connected with this dude’s nose.
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That thing with the waitress totally happens.
And it keeps happening. She gets girls numbers right and left: waitresses, food
delivery girls, cafeteria servers—every lesbian working in the Samwell food
service industry has given J.P. their number.
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