pixelated-dong:

bookwyrmling:

pixelated-dong:

i want at least one character to come from florida

like south florida

someone who can complain about how hot and rainy it is

someone who can give the readers their a reminder of how shitty florida is

at the same time, complain at the very distinct lack of cuban cafes in the north in spanish

whiskey. i’m talking about whiskey

i want whiskey to be cubanx

Okay, but, with that… All the Florida man jokes he hears.

also consider:

• whiskey wearing flip flops EVERYWHERE
• “hey whiskey, going to the beach?”
• “what”
• and whenever he goes to get some groceries, he’s still weirded out that there isn’t an entire wall dedicated to orange juice 
• he’s not a big fan of pitbull so he’s just 100% done whenever someone thinks he is
• @ annie’s
• “quiero cafe con leche y seis jamon croquettas, por favor.” (SORRY FOR BAD SPANISH, I’M STILL LEARNING)
• “uh??”
• “oh. sorry. a cafe con leche and six ham croquettas.”
• “that’s not the problem? we don’t serve that here?”
• “pinga cojones…”
• bitty, procrastinating
• “bitty, you need to stop eating shit”
• “…excuse me?”
• “i meant that you need to stop procrastinating.”
• “oh.”
• interactions with bitty in general
• the team chirps them for not being used to the cold
• but when there’s one bad heat wave, everyone’s surprised at how theyre not melting
• whiskey & bitty vs. mosquitoes
• whiskey & bitty vs. ants
• whiskey & bitty vs. the lack of proper sweet tea
• whiskey in rly trashy miami fashion
• being lowkey offended when someone uses the word ref when not referring to the referees
• “what do you mean you dont have central air conditioning??”
• starts the Great Disneyland vs. Disney World Discourse™

  with Chowder

• roadies are second nature him with all the 2-4 hour drives from miami to orlando and sometimes tampa for busch gardens
• is constantly amazed at the slightly better public transportation because my god, the one in miami sUCKS BALLS
• “holy shit it’s actually on time. usually when i’m 30 min late, it’s still not there”
• “whiskey… what kind of hellscape did you come from again?”
• (not even slightly offended) “miami. like, miami-dade county.”
• when whiskey was asked where he was going to college he was just “anywhere but florida.”
• his parents were cool with it even though they kinda wanted him to go to fiu or something to stay close to home
• never really understood the FSU vs UM Discourse™

pls feel free to add more i live for this