littlestpersimmon:

I love Derek “I’m raw vegan, my body is a temple, Is this bread gluten-free?, I only eat organic superfoods” Nurse, but. I also love canon Derek Nurse who is a terrific Hot Mess ©
Like remember that one time Nursey got sick because he literally doesn’t take care of himself (“Dex was furious”)
Nursey has a /loogie spot/ despite being, what, 2 feet away from a garbage bin?
Give me Derek Nurse passed out on the floor of the haus covered in condoms. Derek Nurse going to practice looking like a complete nightmare because he was up playing video games (maybe dreaming about a certain d man wink wonk)
Ain’t his fault. One time Nursey felt like living up to his hipster status by falling asleep on a pile of leaves underneath trees during autumn, writing poems about Dex’s red hair. A few days later, when Dex combs his long fingers thru Nursey’s thick locks, a few dead leaves fall out. Nursey is a wreck and he never brushes his hair. It just looks effortlessly tousled and stylishly messy. Give me Hot Mess Nursey ©