Some random Carry On “facts” that I just can’t get over:

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– the fact that Agatha just stole somebodies dog
– Simon probably loves butter just as much as he loves scones, and Baz
– that the mage looks like a 21st century hipster Robin Hood 
– Baz in jeans
– Simon thinks that goblins are low-key hot
– belt buckle wand (dude, they have to freakin thrust to cast a spell)
– Baz is a lil kinky (wanting to lick his own spit from Simon’s face) 
– Simon’s part dragon 
– Penny’s half-pixie lesbian roommate 
Basically this book is a riot and I am so not over it